{"id":326,"date":"2012-09-02T20:09:02","date_gmt":"2012-09-03T00:09:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cliffhaslam.com\/?page_id=326"},"modified":"2014-11-12T18:11:53","modified_gmt":"2014-11-12T23:11:53","slug":"the-old-german-clockwinder","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/cliffhaslam.com\/?page_id=326","title":{"rendered":"The Old German Clockwinder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I got this song from one of England&#8217;s funniest folksingers, Mike Harding.<\/p>\n<p>Nick Apollonio &#8211; calliope nail<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A German clockwinder to Manchester came,<br \/>\nAnd Peter Von Gherkin was the old German&#8217;s name.<br \/>\nAll up our street with his little brass bell,<br \/>\n&#8220;Some clocks for to wind,&#8221; this old German would yell.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Chorus:<\/span><br \/>\n<strong><em>I toodalum I toodalum, I toodalum I ay.<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> <em>I toodalum, I toodalum in the old fashioned way.<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> <em>I toodalum, I toodalum, I toodalum I ay.<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> <em>Well I winds &#8217;em by night and I mends &#8217;em by day<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\nding dong<em>, <strong>ding dong<\/strong>, <\/em>ding dong<em>, <strong>ding dong<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s met a young woman in Stephenson Square.<br \/>\nShe said as her clock was in need of repair.<br \/>\nShe took him upstairs and he followed with delight;<br \/>\nIn less than ten minutes, he&#8217;d set her clock right<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Chorus:<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Now this old German was the ladies&#8217; delight;<br \/>\nHe often went to &#8217;em by day and by night,<br \/>\nAnd some went too fast-like, others went too slow,<br \/>\nBut nine out o&#8217; ten, he could make &#8217;em all go.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Chorus:<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Now while they were busy at what they was at,<br \/>\nWhen all of a sudden there came a rat-tat,<br \/>\nAnd in came her hubby who got such a shock,<br \/>\nTo see this old German winding up his wife&#8217;s clock!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Chorus:<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Our clock it was bent and knocked out of repair.<br \/>\nWell that poor old German, he got such a scare,<br \/>\nThat never, oh never, for the rest of his life,<br \/>\nWould he wind up the clock of another man&#8217;s wife.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Chorus:<\/span><\/p>\n<p>*note from Joseph &#8211; while the song is performed on this recording in D#, Cliff in fact performs it with the Jovial Crew in D. By request, below is the melody with chords.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/cliffhaslam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/The-Old-German-Clockwinder.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-847 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/cliffhaslam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/The-Old-German-Clockwinder.jpg\" alt=\"The Old German Clockwinder\" width=\"677\" height=\"347\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cliffhaslam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/The-Old-German-Clockwinder.jpg 677w, https:\/\/cliffhaslam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/The-Old-German-Clockwinder-300x153.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 677px) 100vw, 677px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; I got this song from one of England&#8217;s funniest folksingers, Mike Harding. Nick Apollonio &#8211; calliope nail &nbsp; A German clockwinder to Manchester came, And Peter Von Gherkin was the old German&#8217;s name. 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