{"id":246,"date":"2012-09-02T07:26:04","date_gmt":"2012-09-02T11:26:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cliffhaslam.com\/?page_id=246"},"modified":"2019-06-18T19:31:57","modified_gmt":"2019-06-18T23:31:57","slug":"i-wish-theyd-do-it-now","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/cliffhaslam.com\/?page_id=246","title":{"rendered":"I Wish They&#8217;d Do It Now"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I learned this song from John Roberts and Tony Barrand. Later on, I heard Michael Cooney sing it a little differently, so this is a mixture of both versions. This is a favourite song with people at the famous Griswold Inn, Essex, Connecticut, where I have been singing for a number of years. I love watching those little old ladies&#8217; eyes glitter with laughter when I sing this song.<\/p>\n<p>I was born of Geordie parents<br \/>\nOne day when I was young<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s how the Geordie dialect<br \/>\nBecame me native tongue.<br \/>\nWell, I was me father\u2019s image,<br \/>\nMy mother she did vow.<br \/>\nThe girls all ran to kiss me;<br \/>\nOh, I wish they&#8217;d do it now!<br \/>\n|: <em>Oh, I wish they&#8217;d do it now! :|<\/em><br \/>\n<em> I&#8217;ve got itches in me britches<\/em><br \/>\n<em> And I wish they&#8217;d do it now!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Well when I was only six months old,<br \/>\nThe girls would handle me.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;d clutch me to their bosoms<br \/>\nAnd they&#8217;d bounce me on their knees<br \/>\nThey would rock me in the cradle<br \/>\nAnd if I make a row,<br \/>\nThey&#8217;d tickle me, they&#8217;d cuddle me;<br \/>\nOoo, I wish they&#8217;d do it now! <em>Oh, I wish\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p>At sixteen years as fine a lad<br \/>\nAs ever could be seen.<br \/>\nThe girls all liked to follow me<br \/>\nRight down to the green.<br \/>\nThey would make a chain of buttercups,<br \/>\nAnd drop it \u2018round my brow,<br \/>\nThen they&#8217;d roll me in the clover,<br \/>\nOh, I wish they&#8217;d do it now! <em>Oh, I wish\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Them very same girls would call for me<br \/>\nTo swim when it was mild,<br \/>\nAnd down to the river we would go<br \/>\nAnd splash about a while.<br \/>\nThey would throw the water over me,<br \/>\nDuck me like a yow*,<br \/>\nThen they&#8217;d rub me nice all over,<br \/>\nOoooh, I wish they&#8217;d do it now! <em>Oh, I wish\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s awful lonely for a lad<br \/>\nTo live a single life.<br \/>\nI think I&#8217;ll go down to the dance tonight<br \/>\nAnd try and find a wife.<br \/>\nOh I have got six bundle pigs,<br \/>\nLikewise one big, fat sow.<br \/>\nThere&#8217;ll be plenty love and bacon<br \/>\nFor the girl who&#8217;ll have me now!<\/p>\n<p><em>For the girl who\u2019ll have me now,<\/em><br \/>\n<em> For the girl who\u2019ll have me now.<\/em><br \/>\n<em> There\u2019ll be plenty love and bacon<\/em><br \/>\n<em> For the girl who\u2019ll have me now.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Yow = Older English variant word for a ewe. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.farmersarmsmuker.co.uk\/swaledale-dialect\">See this link.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I learned this song from John Roberts and Tony Barrand. Later on, I heard Michael Cooney sing it a little differently, so this is a mixture of both versions. This is a favourite song with people at the famous Griswold &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cliffhaslam.com\/?page_id=246\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":668,"parent":100,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-246","page","type-page","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cliffhaslam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cliffhaslam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cliffhaslam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cliffhaslam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cliffhaslam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=246"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/cliffhaslam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/246\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1214,"href":"https:\/\/cliffhaslam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/246\/revisions\/1214"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cliffhaslam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/100"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cliffhaslam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/668"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cliffhaslam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}